"As You Wish" Auds!

Auds at Barking Mad tagged me for this meme and I being the total procrastinator I am (except when it comes to spending time with my lover) have finally gotten around to it. So in case you wanted to know some random Crap about me, here it is:



What is your favorite quotable line from a movie?



"As You Wish." Princess Bride the BEST MOVIE EVAH!



I can't tell you how badly I wanted Cary Elwes to say that to me instead of what's her face. Instead when I was being particularly demanding and for lack of better words a complete spoiled shit, my dad repeated to me that quote.

Who is the most famous person you've talked to?



I used to wait tables at a nice restaurant in the Airport so if taking an order and asking "Chardonnay or Merlot" counts as talking to someone famous then I have done it a few times. My favorite Golf celebrity that I waited on was Peter Jacobsen. He and his wife are really wonderful people, plus I *heart* golf and loved going to the "Peter's Party" tournament that he used to host.

How many bags/boxes of potato chips are consumed at your house per month?



Caspian takes the snack sized bags to work so probably about 20 bags by him. The rest of the time we eat tortilla chips and guacamole.

What foreign food dish do you prepare from scratch and serve?



Nothing. I am not a cook. I do make an AWESOME strawberry shortcake from scratch though!

What is your favorite section of the supermarket?



The coffee section. Seriously there are three different brands of whole bean coffee dispensers with at least twenty kinds of bean per brand, plus half an aisle of other coffee and teas. SO COOL! That and Bulk foods. I like all the neat little bins. Makes me want to be all domestic and cook from scratch even though I don't.

What was your high school team's mascot and what were the school colors?



The Raiders. Like Pirates. ARRGGG! The only problem is that we are on the West Coast and I being from the NW am a HUGE Seahawks fan and the Oakland Raiders are a huge rival of the Seahawks. See my dilemma? Our colors were green, black and silver.

Okay so now I am supposed to tag some other peeps so here ya go!

1. Pajama_Momma @ Does this Blog Make mY Butt Look Big
2. Jennifer @ Dust Bummy Hostage
3. Happy Hippy Raindancer @ Tiny Little Bits and Peices

Bardolf: Fearless Boy Wonder (MMLM)

Bardolf has no fear. It scares the crap out of me--yet at the same time his complete disregard for what he should fear makes me laugh out loud!

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SGRT Day 4: Highways 1, KD 0

Okay so umm I am blogging in the middle of North Central Washington on Dial-up. 'Nuff said. Luckily for me I have our good friend Jose hangin' with me and keeping me company in my Cell Phone Flask (thanks Queen). Okay so it's no really that bad..just almost.

Have I stated yet that I hate road trips? I haven't? Okay I HATE ROAD TRIPS!! I hate everything about them. The driving, the riding, the whining, the peeing, the packing, EVERYTHING. I know I said I was trying to keep it positive like this kid but ya know I can only be so kind for so long. So far we have driven more then half of our miles and then some. Don't get me wrong--the scenery is unbelievable and there will be pictures! The beach at Deception pass was perfect, no one has thrown up in the car and we still have all our wheels on the 'burb.

However Caspian and I have a cold, Bardolf has lost bladder control in the car (ONLY in the car--the rest of the time he is fine), Muirne is a complete DVD junkie, and Lizzard has discovered that today is Garbage Day at Great-Papa's house. AWESOME. Oh not to mention that I have had a KILLER headache the entire trip.

Okay, okay so I know that those things aren't awful, really, but being that the mere thought of spending ANOTHER minute in the car is giving me hives I cannot be held responsible for my actions today. Caspian keeps coming and and buggin' me as I type to see "What the Plan" is today. Umm as of right now, MY plan is to drink coffee, finish my blog post and respond to comments. I would love to read some of my favorite blogs today, but being he is hovering like an annoying mosquito ready to SUCK MY LIFE BLOOD at any minute should I show signs of consciousness, that is probably a no-go.

If you have been following my Tweets I can promise you from here on out they will be mostly negative and sarcastic, I mean more so then they have been so far. I can also promise you that there will be cursing and I don't mean My Go-To Word. You have been warned.