Actual conversation in the car tonight on the way to dinner. We picked up Caspian from work because he wants to drive the Nova in tomorrow (he usually drives a service truck) and we decided to get some Mexican food at our *fav* hole-in-the-wall on the way home. This conversation insued I *crap* you not:
KD: "Let's go to Mexican food."
Caspian: "Do you want to go to Los volcanes or the other place on the way?"
KD: "Yeah lets go there. I like that place the best"
Caspian: "Me too."
Muirne: "Me too!"
Caspian pointing to one of *many* strip clubs around Squirrelly-Ville (which is the strip club/porn capital of the US I *crap* you not): "Hey we could go there."
KD: "Oh sure that would be FAB, heard they have good chicken BREASTS."
Caspian: "Well it's not true Mexican, but the atmosphere is entertaining."
Muirne: "We can't go there! That place is for MEN."
Bardolf: "Dat for Meeennnsss!!"
Caspian and KD speechless...then bursting into laughter.
KD: "Where does she get this stuff? What are you teaching her when I am not around?"
Caspian: "That is all her. I swear."
KD: "Yeah RIIIIGHT."