You know size really doesn't matter. So they say. However if you happen upon my bedroom and you hear the shower running and two people having a conversation don't be surprised what you hear.
Caspian: Hey you want to jump in the shower real quick so we can go to dinner?
Bardolf (Who did you think it was going to be? You pervs): OOO can I take shower wid you Da-a-ee??
Caspian: Sure buddy, lets hurry though so we can get to dinner.
Bardolf: Okay. Da-ee?
Caspian: Yes Buddy?
Bardolf: When I get Big do my Penie get big like you?
KD: Yep your penie get real big, bigger then Daddy! (*snort*)